It's about time you got here. That's right, we've been waiting for you. I
guess you're wonderin' what the heck thebakerdude is all about, huh?
thebakerdude makes homemade dessert delicacies that cater to those of you
with high-fallutin' attitudes without the high-fallutin' wallets, to boot.
Everything that comes from our kitchen comes out freshly baked
You should know that this isn't your normal website. thebakerdude is
tired of whiny, politically correct cry babies and has vowed to deliver some
punch! for your viewing pleasure. We believe a little attitude is good for our
business. It gets you riled up a hair right before you have that nirvana-like
pleasure experience when you first pop one of our treats into your mouth.
It's good for the digestion, too.
If you don't like our site, that's good; at least you have an opinion about
something. Alas, since you are too pissy to view our site without your face
turning red, a big box of tissues and a complaint letter to your
congressman....you will find a big "X" button in the top right corner.
Don't waste any more of your precious time.